While speaking with some of my online friends this week we discussed collective nouns for different groups.
Did you know a group of crows is a murder?
Whales form a pod, and when owls are together they’re a parliament.
So we started to brainstorm what to call other groups.
A gossip of mothers? You can see that right?
What do you call a group of hipsters?
A douche? A moustache? A microbrew? A fad? A brooklyn? A pretention?
And then it happened.
A trend of hipsters.
As I watched a trend of hipsters pass my office window, one of them tripped and broke his glasses.
This is a thing now. Make it happen.
Also toying with the ideas of:
A kardashian of fauxlebrities.
A facepalm of politicians.
A crunch of hippies.
A protest of activists.
Yes? No? What say you?